jokes

The other side
A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the blonde calls back "You ARE on the other side!"

What does the little computer call it's dad?
Data

Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long."Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

Wife:
Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night