mallu jokes

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo... Wait.. "1" Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale 'Randu" kanikkam...

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
SamshayamilllaChickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U...Y?
Dats the magic of our relation

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu...........
Kannuthurannal neeyanu..........
Kannin munnil neeyanu.........
Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .."Pandaram E KOTHUKU"

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI

nee illathe enikku onnumilla innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu nee evide ondayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru um .oru umm .oru umma .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu...

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B

Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI

wanna see the marvallous tourist spot in kerala "munnnar" .. .. .. ... .. .. .. 666 ENNI NOKKIKKE COREECT ALLE NNU ..

whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly" whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says "day..arodum paraylle ente ponne"..

GIRL : I AM LIKE A RADIO, MY LEFT NEEPLE IS VOLUME & RIGHT NIPPLE IS TUNER. BOY : TURNS BOTH BUT THERE IS NO SOUND. GIRL SAYS, MANDA BUDDI..ADIYAM PLUG KUTTU..

Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

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