sardar jokes

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u marry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc. T
hen came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no storyat all" ?. Librarian : So, you are the one who took the TelephoneDirectory....

in an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewr shouts: stop it ! SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata. I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar."We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.